Star-naming Savant Pillows

"That one there's Sammy the Bull, over there is Frankie the Scorpion...."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

'Which one is named after me?'

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

Man painting MOM on boat

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

Buffering

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

Well, you have your fantasies, I have mine.

"Wow, that thing is bright! Glad we wore our sunglasses!"

'The aurora borealis. Which is why you should never name something with your mouth full.'

Man covering one eye looking at the moon.

"It is NOT an alien invasion. A moth landed on the lens."

Rocket

The Planet Ewe-ranus.

Oberserving asteroids.

'Ok, I came up with a new name for my invention. Now it's called the cyclone cylinder!'

When Astronomers Party.

'I make a great business consultant because I'm too smart to have a business of my own.'

Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder what you are. The sky's so filled with man's debris

"And if I move Mercury over here, all the Libras go nuts."

"Is that it? Blood Moon! I'm somewhat disappointed!"

"Here it is, world! Extra-terrestrial intelligence! Me!"

Is someone trying to tell us something..?

"Being transferred to days isn't a promotion for an astronomer, you idiot!"

"It's so hot. Wonder if we can get the Big Dipper to pour some water out on us."

'Look, director, there it is again. It appears every spring.'

Real estate agent showing observatory: 'You were looking for something with a view?'

'...and if it's a girl we'll call her Ripley...'

'I strongly believe in astrology. My star sign is lion and yours is...ummmh...breakfast!

'And what kind of parents name a kid 'cheese'.'