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"Honey, would you come out here for a minute?"

'Which one is named after me?'

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

You are everywhere.

Angel with speed camera.

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

'Whoops!'

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"I'm your sun!"

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'He seems nice.'

"Hey, this is a good bit- did I say that?"

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

Paradise: Collection of wine

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

'I miss the evildoers.'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space

Budget Astronomy

"I've been hearing nothing but good things about you."

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'