Sell-stars Gifts

'Damn! McGee's good!'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

Selling lemon latt�

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

Trade Show Sherpas

Soaring Profits

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'I'll take the one on the right.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

Sales

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

THEATRICAL AGENCY, 'We have an opening to do some commercials - How'd you like to be the LEAST interesting man in the world?'

Sales tied in knots

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

Tim's marketing solutions

"As you can see, we're happy with the sales report."

'How are we going to achieve our goal this year?'

"How are my sales doing?"

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'