Stage-loving Feline Gifts

"Favorable meow"

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

'Isn't he sweet - he got down all by himself!'

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

Great mouser!

'Oh my god, I may have to walk on the floor!'

"You do realise that you are not the only client scheduled this morning?"

'Who are you and what do you want?'

Cats the musical

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

'No, but next week, the fireworks start in earnest.'

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

"Like heck I'm doing downward dog."

"What I want to eat? That's easy. Anything you don't have."

E-File Muffy: Head of Household

How Grandma's cat cleans those hard to reach places.

"If you fits, you sits!"

"I'm more of a dog person. Why?"

"Wow! With this new device, now I can finally hear what you're thinking!"

'You really enjoy this, don't you?'

The Devil's Advocat

'There's a 'most disgusting contest' photo finish.'

"Sit on her chest and stare at her or knock things off the dresser. How do you wake your owner?"

'Tripped over the cat.'

"So what if he goes crazy now and then. Cats also have nine minds."

'Can you tattoo a cat on my knee?'

"All I know is last time I did this Amazon delivered three dozen tins of sardines."