Fun-loving Feline Voyeur Gifts

'You really enjoy this, don't you?'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Diving Cat.

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

The Cat's Alarm Clock

Portrait of a Lady

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"Do you think he's in a coma?"

"Wait, Carl, come back, this one is definitely about you."

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

My Bowl Is Empty.

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

'I bought one and got one free! Best of all, they're both pregnant.'

'Let me guess: you and everyone else?'

'Well it's about time! My belly needs scratching.'

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

'Cats. They want in, they go over the numbers, they want out.'

"I really appreciate this."

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!