Fun-loving Feline Voyeur Gifts

'You really enjoy this, don't you?'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Diving Cat.

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

The Cat's Alarm Clock

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

Portrait of a Lady

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

"Do you think he's in a coma?"

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"Wait, Carl, come back, this one is definitely about you."

My Bowl Is Empty.

"I really appreciate this."

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

'Let me guess: you and everyone else?'

'I bought one and got one free! Best of all, they're both pregnant.'

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

'Cats. They want in, they go over the numbers, they want out.'

'Well it's about time! My belly needs scratching.'