Stage-loving Feline T-Shirts

"Favorable meow"

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

'Isn't he sweet - he got down all by himself!'

"After she ran that clip of me getting a bath,... I posted this one of her stepping out of the shower."

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'Never underestimate my ability to slink'

"You do realise that you are not the only client scheduled this morning?"

'Oh my god, I may have to walk on the floor!'

Great mouser!

'Who are you and what do you want?'

Cats the musical

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

"Like heck I'm doing downward dog."

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

'No, but next week, the fireworks start in earnest.'

"What I want to eat? That's easy. Anything you don't have."

How to Feign Affection To Get Your Way.

"You can't ride the Roomba until you finish your vegetables."

"I'm more of a dog person. Why?"

E-File Muffy: Head of Household

"If you fits, you sits!"

How Grandma's cat cleans those hard to reach places.

'Tripped over the cat.'

'You really enjoy this, don't you?'

"So what if he goes crazy now and then. Cats also have nine minds."

'There's a 'most disgusting contest' photo finish.'

The Devil's Advocat

The costumes for "Cats" arrived. Try yours on and we'll have a fitting. Spring musical practice. Can we have a loosening?

"Wow! With this new device, now I can finally hear what you're thinking!"

"Sit on her chest and stare at her or knock things off the dresser. How do you wake your owner?"

Cat scratching pinata couch

'Can you tattoo a cat on my knee?'