Stage Five Clinger Gifts

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

They hated me.

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Janitor sweeping music notes off of concert stage.

"Remember, Kimberly, I'm more than your agent. I'm your mother."

Lemmings and Ralph

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

Actors' dispute.

'Try not to jerk when you come to the end of the rope.'

"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."

'I plucked myself. It reduces drag in the water.'

'It's repetitive motion injury for throwing the book at people.'

'Move back a little Fred....Fred!?!'

"This is actually a cartoon about lemmings - just wait for it."

Four Stages of Boyhood

Swan Lake Auditions

“Mom, can you come get me?”

Did You Make A Will?

"I don't want you to be alarmed, but I believe I saw a giant condor flying around."

The country manager rehearses a combat

Jell-O: A Life.

'...And tune in at eleven tonight for a special report on whatever happens next!'

'Move back a little Fred....Fred!?!'

Man waters a plant that is a man is clinging to on a cliff edge.

Rock Climber

"Get Help!"