Stage Five Clinger Pillows

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

They hated me.

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

Janitor sweeping music notes off of concert stage.

"Remember, Kimberly, I'm more than your agent. I'm your mother."

"Yeah, that's right...ignore me, pal! You don't want an instrument of my excellence and awesomeness that would instantly make you a chick magnet and the envy of all your friends!..."

Lemmings and Ralph

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

'Try not to jerk when you come to the end of the rope.'

Actors' dispute.

'It's a Sam Shepard play with the usual props - burnt toast, live animals, and a penis or two.'

"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."

"It isn't a landscape painting, it's a Brexit cartoon."

'I plucked myself. It reduces drag in the water.'

'It's repetitive motion injury for throwing the book at people.'

"This is actually a cartoon about lemmings - just wait for it."

'Move back a little Fred....Fred!?!'

"I don't want you to be alarmed, but I believe I saw a giant condor flying around."

Did You Make A Will?

Four Stages of Boyhood

Swan Lake Auditions

“Mom, can you come get me?”

The country manager rehearses a combat

Jell-O: A Life.

'...And tune in at eleven tonight for a special report on whatever happens next!'

'Move back a little Fred....Fred!?!'

Man waters a plant that is a man is clinging to on a cliff edge.

Rock Climber

Psychiatry. I'd be more optimistic about starting a new chapter in my life if all the previous ones hadn't ended in a cliffhanger!