Stage Combat Pillows

The country manager rehearses a combat

They hated me.

"Just be yourself."

'They all want to play the star.'

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Modern Major General

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Scarpia from Tosca

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Woman crying with happiness.

Stephen Fry

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Jeff Beck.

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

E=Emcee Squared

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

'I'm a star!'

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

Bow

"It's Cinderella?!?"

"Well, that's show business."

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

World Championship Mime-Off -'HEYYY! He's in a REAL box!!'