Competitive Clucker Gifts

'I plucked myself. It reduces drag in the water.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I didn't spark joy."

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

'The Saxon King' pub

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'I've misplaced everything.'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

The Move.

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

A Mom's Purse

Categories are the key to organizing.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'Hows it coming?'

'Remember,Riley-as soon as you clear your desk you may leave early.'

"Watch these old guys- you can learn a lot."

Hen Night

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

The Movers - Decluttering

Woman tangled up ironing

Stuff, More Stuff, Storage Space: Bookstore This Way/Art Supply Store This Way

Wall Cluck.

Philosophy of Forestry: 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Walt? Roger? Steve? Anyone?'

Trapped in his office by clutter.