Competitive Spirit Chuckler Gifts

'Psst, I know a shortcut.'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

The rocket powered skiier

10 K Tail-Chase

Monica Seles

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Ratminton

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

The Salesman

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

Gloat

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Snail Racing

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"I love fast break business success."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"Ok, so you beat me at scrabble!"

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"Skate or die."

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

'The grudge match.'