Stage And Senate Lovers Pillows

Glenda Jackson.

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Mensa Does Improv

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

'We had to donwsize.'

Chekov play and scorecard,

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

TV stage door

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

Performance In The Bedroom

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

Mice in the Commons

"Accepting for..."

Wordplay: Pantomime.

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

Actor talking to unimpressed child

Euthanasia Clinic

"Is there a rabbit in the house?"

'6 One-Act Plays By 6 World Leaders'

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

Citizens' Jury - 'The jury thinks you should get rid of Citizens' Juries.'

Magic Accident

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

"This next song kinda stinks. I hope you like it."

'What have I told you about laughing on purpose, Mother?'