Lover Of The Stage Pillows

Ventriloquist and dummies.

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'They all want to play the star.'

Champagne

Southwark Fair.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Honoré de Balzac

Trump! The Musical

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Daughters on the beach

The Demise of Tinkerbell

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Scarpia from Tosca

Reginald Bunthorne

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"Bravo!"

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Falstaff

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Mikado

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Lend me your ears

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."