Lover Of The Stage Pillows

Ventriloquist and dummies.

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'They all want to play the star.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Honoré de Balzac

Southwark Fair.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

Champagne

Trump! The Musical

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Daughters on the beach

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Jack Gleeson

"Bravo!"

Reginald Bunthorne

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Falstaff

Mikado

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Scarpia from Tosca

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Stephen Fry

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.