Staff Member Gifts

"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."

'It's probably not a good sign to be listed in the organization chart underneath the office plants.'

"It's been over two weeks, and I'm starting to get concerned. Normally, when the committee jumps down a rabbit hole, they're back in a few hours."

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

Big Ed's taken a direct hit of devastating criticism by the boss, he's sinking,listing, a pitiful helpless hulk...

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

'Due to cutbacks, he lost his company vehicle, so he has to improvise.'

'I hear they're putting you out to pasture.'

"This report is replete with errors, distortions and downright lies, yet I find its moral message quite uplifting."

The importance of listening

'I'm afraid I can't take you to my leader without a prior appointment.'

Woman with litter bin on her head.

'I owe you an apology, Greffman -- Let's keep it that way.'

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

'I did get a raise. Could that be it?'

I can take it from here. Have a long lunchhour!

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

'The boss would never let me go...I'm the only one in the office who is shorter than he is!'

'It's from my staff...make sure it's not carnivorous.'

Frame 6 reads: What brings you in on a Saturday?

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

Kate and Kevin realised they shouldn't have crept out of the office after Christmas Eve drinks.

'Get a new hair-do, join a health club, call your mother...'

"Gosh, 'inept' seems so harsh. Personally, I prefer the term 'productivity-challenged!'"

'Our objective is to move to smaller premises!'

"He's not a big fan of micromanaging."

"Tell the staff that I wanted to increase their salary, but that box of donuts I purchased for the break room hurt us financially."

P&O Scandal

Whack, Out of Whack.

In case of stress break glass.

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

There's got to be more to life than just sitting at a desk...

Targets.

'I'm sorry, Mr. McWit isn't here. He's a one minute manager and is only here from 9:00 to 9:01.'

'As my scapegoat, yes man and apologist, for those I've offended, I want you to know your job is secure.'