Stadium Advocate Gifts

Minnesota Vikings.

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Beer Order

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Football supporters.

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Horace Mann

Fan-Centric Stadium

Stop with racism in sport!

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

Beijing 2022

Football Stadium

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

A baseball game is played in an ancient Roman arena; the emperor gives a thumbs-down signal, declaring a player to be out of the game

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

'Ssssssh! There it is again. Hear that? It sounds like a muffled scream.'

"It's not just the church that needs evangelists. So does big oil."

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'

'Structural strength test? Next door!'

No Nesting

People for the ethical treatment of athletes.

'These oxygen tanks go with your tickets. Where you're sitting, you'll need them.'

'Run for it, Vince! They've got us on the jumbotron!!'

I didn't think I would, but I miss being booed.

No More Waiting Around

'Why can't we have a simple warning track like every other team?!'

'An off-white entertainment giant that's been in and out of favour with the public - what better place for Jacko's comeback?'

Lonely Trump Rally in Tulsa

Stadium. Food. Beer. In a fan vote, pizza was chosen as the favorite food this season. Ah, so the hot dog is make a concession speech!

Women's Football

Loudspeaker announces fans' derogatory chant.

BORIS NEEDS YOU

"You know, if it wasn't for the players, we'd have a good team."