Squeezy Cheese Grinner Gifts

'Make do with those until yours come back.'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

The Main Types of Cheese

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

Deliboys

'Come and get it!'

Cheese Pile

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

Easy chair exercise machines

"We've got to stop selling cheesy snacks near the petting zoo."

The Perfect Garden.

Doubling Gloucester Cheeses

Pig Cheese

The Pie Chart of Mystery

For Greg, it was just another predictable day at Kraft,

Swiss Cheese Factory. Did you get the job? Yes --- I finally found an employer who's impressed by all the holes in my resume!

Gorgonzola!!! The meanest of all cheeses!

"He's really healthy, except for the grilled cheese."

JERRY SPRINGER'S GUESTS TODAY

'Embarrassing me won't get you out of 'fondue night' Harold!'

Church mice: 'We'd like to talk to you about cheeses.'

'My main responsibilities are making people fall in love with cheese!'

'Hey, you should be thanking us for improving your cluster-to-leaf balance.'

Dave always likes to amuse himself by accusing the sausages of heresy before he throws them on the fire!

Catfishing.

'I've got a memo here from the Big Cheese...'

"Which one had the health benefits in it?"

After rescue from Treasure Island, Benn Gunn returned to his wife, Mary, a strict vegan.

Queen Victoria having a barbecue using BBQ sauce

'I admit it is a bit misleading. We only have cheese from nations that make cheese.'