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'You do realise we are going to have to kill you!'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

A boy acting suspiciously

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

Joan Hickson

The Elliot Ness monster.

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"That's hardly necessary!"

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

"Homes on Holmes"

Milkin' Impossible

Mystery of the Poets