Spying Stories Pillows

'You do realise we are going to have to kill you!'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

A boy acting suspiciously

Joan Hickson

The Elliot Ness monster.

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Sherlock Holmes Museum: No Hounds.

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"That's hardly necessary!"

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

Licensed to grill.

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Mystery of the Poets

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'