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Edward Snowden's father visits him in Russia.

"Oh God, who are you?"

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

Licensed to grill.

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

Elusive Shadow.

The EP-21 spy plane.

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

Pet Drone

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

A spy peering round the corner.

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

"I'd like you to join my professional network on LinkedIn."

Your life is in great danger...

Press spy infiltrates Buckingham palace dressed as a guard.

Ian Fleming

Spy vs. Spy

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

"So, Mr. Bond, you have foolishly entered my diabolical hall of mirrors."