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'It's him again.'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Beach hats

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

The sunglasses.

"I'm in disguise."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

"Overkill, dude."

Rogue elephant

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

See? Those guys on chlorophyll just lie around in the sun all day!

'Let there be cool.'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

The public was right

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

Antique silver

"They don't make me look too owlish, do they?"

Snow blind.

'Sunflower wearing sunglasses.'

I had my eyes dilated.

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

Wine-tasting Tour.

"Oh, swallow your pride and go to the eye doctor!"