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'It's him again.'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Beach hats

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

"Overkill, dude."

The sunglasses.

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Rogue elephant

"I'm in disguise."

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

'Let there be cool.'

The public was right

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

Snow blind.

Antique silver

'Sunflower wearing sunglasses.'

"They don't make me look too owlish, do they?"

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

Wine-tasting Tour.

"Oh, swallow your pride and go to the eye doctor!"

'Because I can get things done. I mean, don't I make him look a lot smarter? And I'm not plain glass. . . I swear!'