Spyglass Collectors T-Shirts

"Try the other eye Captain!"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

"I'm in disguise."

Rogue elephant

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

Love wine

See? Those guys on chlorophyll just lie around in the sun all day!

A spy

'Let there be cool.'

"To toast!"

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'Don't give me that junk! — We spies don't either have to stick together!'

'He's been shot!'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

A man with notches in his nose for his glasses.

"Wine not?"

I had my eyes dilated.

'Sunflower wearing sunglasses.'

"Help! Set me free!"

Stop and Smell the Roses

"Did you order a starter?"