Sprinkler Runner Gifts

'What I miss most is running through the sprinkler.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Women in a cross country race

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

January Joiner

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

'Stress'

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Wilfried Zaha

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Loser's Podium.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'Well, did you win or what?'

Congratulations for male runner

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

A number of runners run through police tape.

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'This could save us a bundle on electricity...by the way, Bob, how fast can you run?'

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

"We ran into a marathon."

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Portrait finish.

The pole bolt

Annual pursuit of free agents in the off-season.