Sprinkler Systems Gifts

Watering Plans

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

A rainbow umbrella

HS2

Best friends without borders.

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Turn down the bass."

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

"And this is the traditional alternative."

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."

Compact Disc: "01011100110001011011010001111...."

"It's another one of our neighbors calling to complain. I think your sound bar may be working a little too well."

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

Four thousand dollars later and there's STILL nothing to watch!

Vicar with three taps: hot, cold and holy.