Sprinkler Systems Gifts

Watering Plans

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

HS2

A rainbow umbrella

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

Best friends without borders.

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Turn down the bass."

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

"And this is the traditional alternative."

'Your hearing aid is on back order five months. In the meantime, pass these out to your family, friends and co-workers.'

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."

Compact Disc: "01011100110001011011010001111...."

"It's another one of our neighbors calling to complain. I think your sound bar may be working a little too well."

Kenny's new ice-cube-pouch body suit helped him reduce his air-conditioning costs.

Four thousand dollars later and there's STILL nothing to watch!