Savings Sprinkler Gifts

"I prefer the cheap stuff."

British savings accounts

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

A little something aside for a rainy day

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"I just..."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

Fries and kids

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

'How much did you save this year?'

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

"Careful burying all your bones. We get a cold snap and your assets are frozen!"

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

ABC. Uh-oh, here comes the penalty for early withdrawal.

'I want to return this wallet. I can't seem to keep any money in it.'

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

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Girl holding money.