Savings Sprinkler Gifts

"I prefer the cheap stuff."

British savings accounts

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

A little something aside for a rainy day

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"I just..."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

Fries and kids

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

'How much did you save this year?'

"Careful burying all your bones. We get a cold snap and your assets are frozen!"

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

'So, who's first?'

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

"As company chairman I'd like to thank you all for participating in the evenings entertainment and saving me �4000."

Girl holding money.

'I want to return this wallet. I can't seem to keep any money in it.'