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'What I miss most is running through the sprinkler.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Women in a cross country race

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

January Joiner

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'Stress'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Wilfried Zaha

Runner's High, Runner's Low

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

Loser's Podium.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'Well, did you win or what?'

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

Shoot, I forgot about that underground sprinkler.

Congratulations for male runner

A number of runners run through police tape.

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'This could save us a bundle on electricity...by the way, Bob, how fast can you run?'

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

"We ran into a marathon."

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Portrait finish.

"When it came to running, Kevin was second to none."

Annual pursuit of free agents in the off-season.