Rooftop Runner Gifts

'This free running craze is becoming a plague.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Danger Slow Sand.

"I don't believe in you!"

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Women in a cross country race

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'Stress'

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Runner's High, Runner's Low

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Loser's Podium.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Congratulations for male runner

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

A number of runners run through police tape.

'Well, did you win or what?'

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'This could save us a bundle on electricity...by the way, Bob, how fast can you run?'

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

Portrait finish.

"We ran into a marathon."

Organically Grown Athlete - Guaranteed free of chemicals.

"I have bad knees."