Spreadable Humor Pillows

"Can I jam with you guys?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Boris in Lockdown

'Catch this!'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"All of my visitors have to wear that get up. Apparently my humour is very infectious."

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

Passover Plague

"I think we've got another novel virus here."

"You ain't wearin' a brassiere." "How could you tell?" "Cuz the wrinkles are all stretched out of yer face."

Banana Ballet

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

The Germ and the Sperm

'Oh, Boy! Swine flu vaccine!'

"We Don't Need Men. We Can Lick Our Own Vaginas"

"I'm afraid you've got Sea Monkey pox."

'If we could just figure out some high-energy diet, we wouldn't have to spend the hole day eating.'

"You tested positive. But it looks like you're just a carrier."

"Let's get married and start a global pandemic."

"The point is, Hutchens, a younger man could jump higher."

Two Men Dining.

Zika sexually transmitted

'Naughty or nice? - I suppose you mean by White male standards, right?'

"He used to be that virus that was going around, but now he's just that virus that's sitting around."

COVID FAQs.

""It is COVID-19 but we caught it fairly early."

"Oi...use the bloody ashtray!"

"We don't need menus. Just pick the healthiest dish you have and give it to us deep fried."

'It's a vicious circle: If I can't catch fresh food, I eat junk food, which makes me even less likely to be able to catch fresh food...'

"A lot of people say that absence is my best feature."

'By the way, I usually sneeze in twos. So that's another interesting thing about me.'

Refusing to shake hands