Community Humor Pillows

Your mower will be returned...and your neighbour will borrow it.

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

California Beverages Map

'My philosophy is that the bigger you are, the smaller the desk you need.'

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

'Uh oh. Wax moths! There goes the neighborhood.'

Robinia Floribunda

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

"It's been a rainy winter."

Take up karate and learn how to break bricks with your cast.

Cow Moos With A Jersey Accent

'How very Blackheath!'

John panics as he realizes being first to put money in the offering means people will know how much he gave.

"I hear you're worth a fortune."

Starbucks closing 600 stores with 12,000 job cuts.

'Are you sure you want the party sub? I mean are you sure? Are you buying it for someone else or something???'

Paint Ball shop has artists painting balls.

Plane annoys penthouse apartment.

Rise and shine

'But they can't close your local, you're the pub bore!'

'Oh don't worry about George, he's just got worms.'

"They must be out...'Neighbours' is on the television!"

'Can we put our hands together for a warm Kettlesong Village Hall welcome to Mr Grimby and what should be a riveting talk about the Ice Age.'

'Thunderbird Reserve? If I had known, I would have worn a fresh garbage bag.'

"We saw a light so we dropped in."

'What d'you mean,Doris-you,ve burnt OUR dinner,and hers NEXT door,and hers NEXT door again and...?'

"Don't answer—it's those pickleballers again."

"Welcome to New Jersey, the 'What is that smell?' state."

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