Spreadable Humor Prints

"Can I jam with you guys?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Boris in Lockdown

'Catch this!'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'How now, brown cow?'

"All of my visitors have to wear that get up. Apparently my humour is very infectious."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

"You ain't wearin' a brassiere." "How could you tell?" "Cuz the wrinkles are all stretched out of yer face."

Hand Sanitizer: Please Be Considerate To Your Fellow Evolvers

Passover Plague

"I think we've got another novel virus here."

The Germ and the Sperm

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Banana Ballet

'Oh, Boy! Swine flu vaccine!'

"We Don't Need Men. We Can Lick Our Own Vaginas"

"I'm afraid you've got Sea Monkey pox."

'If we could just figure out some high-energy diet, we wouldn't have to spend the hole day eating.'

"You tested positive. But it looks like you're just a carrier."

"The point is, Hutchens, a younger man could jump higher."

Zika sexually transmitted

COVID FAQs.

"He used to be that virus that was going around, but now he's just that virus that's sitting around."

"Let's get married and start a global pandemic."

'Naughty or nice? - I suppose you mean by White male standards, right?'

Two Men Dining.

'It's a vicious circle: If I can't catch fresh food, I eat junk food, which makes me even less likely to be able to catch fresh food...'

Refusing to shake hands

"We don't need menus. Just pick the healthiest dish you have and give it to us deep fried."

'By the way, I usually sneeze in twos. So that's another interesting thing about me.'

"A lot of people say that absence is my best feature."

"Remember what happens in vegans stays in vegans."

""It is COVID-19 but we caught it fairly early."