Accessible Humor Pillows

Wheelchair Puncture.

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

Wifi in Hell

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'How now, brown cow?'

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

Covid-19 Caution

'The way I see it, with all the talk shows out there, nobody needs a wife!'

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

"Let's face it,Rhoda-you're no spring chicken yourself!"

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

Cow can

Adult Magician

"I know that house was right here last Halloween."

Banana Ballet

'It was rumoured Henshott's father had been involved in certain genetic and biological cross-breeding experiments...''

"I said 'blow job' not 'blow chunks'."

Cat barking.

'I'm probably not gonna get a 'Like' on my facebook account after this.'

'We've got the neighbours from hell.'

Ed's Pizza and the Cardiology Clinic.

Jesus turns water into Vitamin Water.

"We Don't Need Men. We Can Lick Our Own Vaginas"

Uniporn

"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?"

'Yeah, my bad eyesight is probably due to too much reading in the dark...'

"Rats, they've not been shorn! We can't eat sheep today, the wool makes my throat itchy..."

North Pole Adult Toy Testing Lab

"It's outside, waiting for her inside of his convertible."

"....I never feel truly alive until someone sticks their hand up my butt."

My sister just had twins, Lance! A boy and a girl! What an all-encompassing birth! You can't do better than that! What about triplets? A boy, a girl, and a transvestite. (This cartoon was originally published on 2010-08-16).

'Firstly Madame, the Green Grocer is across the road and secondly that should explain why your 'bananas' are vibrating...!'

Big Bird

'Would you like the correct time and temperature with your transaction?'

'Gee, no — we were hoping you'd have the solution to all our problems.'