Accessible Humor Gifts

Wheelchair Puncture.

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'The way I see it, with all the talk shows out there, nobody needs a wife!'

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

Covid-19 Caution

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

"Let's face it,Rhoda-you're no spring chicken yourself!"

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

Cow can

"I said 'blow job' not 'blow chunks'."

'It was rumoured Henshott's father had been involved in certain genetic and biological cross-breeding experiments...''

Banana Ballet

Jesus turns water into Vitamin Water.

Ed's Pizza and the Cardiology Clinic.

"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?"

'We've got the neighbours from hell.'

Uniporn

"We Don't Need Men. We Can Lick Our Own Vaginas"

Cat barking.

'Yeah, my bad eyesight is probably due to too much reading in the dark...'

"Rats, they've not been shorn! We can't eat sheep today, the wool makes my throat itchy..."

Big Bird

"....I never feel truly alive until someone sticks their hand up my butt."

North Pole Adult Toy Testing Lab

'Firstly Madame, the Green Grocer is across the road and secondly that should explain why your 'bananas' are vibrating...!'

"It's outside, waiting for her inside of his convertible."

'Would you like the correct time and temperature with your transaction?'

'Gee, no — we were hoping you'd have the solution to all our problems.'

'Of course I'm at work with a fever of 104. I'm not going to waste a sick day off when I'm actually sick!'