Spray Paint Savant Pillows

Graffiti Art Class

I did it my way.

"I come here for the pepper."

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

The Tragedy of Prosperity

Trawling for Fish.

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"House red, sir?"

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

"The reason my salt is so expensive is because it's preservative-free."

Self-portraits

Canadian Jesus

"The groomer used too much product."

"Those aren't just any old doodles, Ms. Jones, they're notes for my graphic novel!"

"I've got graffiti writer's block."

"What are you in for?" "Tagging."

'I thought I'd try making marmalade. Do we have any marmals?'

Spray painter.

Self published

'Table 17 wants his salmon seasoned only with sea salt - from the Pacific; between 25 and 30 degrees south latitude.'

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

"They still had so much TV ahead of them."

"You better hurry up and get in the queue!"

Hand Sanitizer in Restaurant

"Attitude-and what attitude would that be, Modom?"

"Blah blah blah. . ."

'You're a cartoonist, I bet.'

"Geez- you used all the sunscreen?"