Spouse Stressed From Work Gifts

Cog-In-The-Wheel

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

'Maybe we did pile too much work on his desk.'

"I think your idea of stress relief is drastic!"

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

'My poor darling! Did your boss put you under pressure again?'

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

"I'm your exit strategy."

"Stupid HR says you can only fire them..."

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

"Every time I think we've sorted our marriage problems out, he comes home again!"

"Haaaaah. . . . Back to the office. Better put on my happy face. . ."

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

"When given a choice, a lot of them prefer eternal torment over being stuck in a 9 to 5 job."

'I'm certainly no expert on the matter, but throwing the copier out the window just may be a sign you're suffering from stress.'

'Ahhhh. Did I just feel the tension in here break, or was it the elastic on my underwear?'

'Is there a lemon law for husbands?'

"THIS looks like a job for ... somebody else."

"The job stress was already bad enough, but now I have to choose between 56 flavors of coffee."

"I always put things off until the last minute."

'You're vaarking too aard,'

"Welcome aboard. Here're your ID, your door code, and your antacid."

"Perhaps we pushed him too far too fast."

Energy Drink - In case of deadline bust ass.

Man looking incredibly dizzy

'Those are the family I'd have if I believed in a Work/Life balance.'

"They have this arrangement. He earns the money and she takes care of the house."

"Underpaid, overworked, stressed and exhausted... still enough of my problems, what can I do for you?"

"You have a giant rip in your pants."