Sports Statistics Lover Gifts

Looking for a gift for the sports statistics lover in your life? Our collection features clever, fun items that highlight their passion for numbers, game data, and sports trivia. Whether they’re analyzing stats for their favorite team or just love crunching numbers, these gifts combine humor and fandom in perfect harmony. Surprise them with something that celebrates their obsession with sports data, making every game day even more memorable.

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"The combined total of major-league batting averages was down three and a half points today. Outs outnumbered hits four to one, on a total of fourteen hundred at-bats."

"The combined total of major-league batting averages was down three and a half points today. Outs outnumbered hits four to one, on a total of fourteen hundred at-bats."

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Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math. mockup

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

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"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me." mockup

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

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"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death." mockup

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

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Footballer and Bacteria.

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"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing."

"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing." mockup

"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing."

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"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

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Bank Robbery Statistics

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Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."

Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget." mockup

Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."

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"Frankly, Harold, you're beginning to bore everyone with your statistics."

"Frankly, Harold, you're beginning to bore everyone with your statistics." mockup

"Frankly, Harold, you're beginning to bore everyone with your statistics."

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'Our sabermetrics guy has confirmed that last year's team that went 60-102 was bad.'

'Our sabermetrics guy has confirmed that last year's team that went 60-102 was bad.' mockup

'Our sabermetrics guy has confirmed that last year's team that went 60-102 was bad.'

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'I don't know if you're a mathematician but my wife's not happy with her Poisson distribution.'

'I don't know if you're a mathematician but my wife's not happy with her Poisson distribution.' mockup

'I don't know if you're a mathematician but my wife's not happy with her Poisson distribution.'

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"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is." mockup

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

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'The idea of an artists' retreat is to get AWAY from business concerns, Mr. Harlow.'

'The idea of an artists' retreat is to get AWAY from business concerns, Mr. Harlow.' mockup

'The idea of an artists' retreat is to get AWAY from business concerns, Mr. Harlow.'

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Social median

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The statistician marrying the probability expert...

The statistician marrying the probability expert... mockup

The statistician marrying the probability expert...

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"He left behind a wife, three kids, and the number one rated fantasy football quarterback."

"He left behind a wife, three kids, and the number one rated fantasy football quarterback." mockup

"He left behind a wife, three kids, and the number one rated fantasy football quarterback."

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The Stat family

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"You'll be pleased to know you're making good progress - you've just become a statistic."

"You'll be pleased to know you're making good progress - you've just become a statistic." mockup

"You'll be pleased to know you're making good progress - you've just become a statistic."

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'If you look closely at the CAT scan, you can see a tiny area of normal brain activity. Otherwise, he's got nothing but a headful of useless sports statistics.'

'If you look closely at the CAT scan, you can see a tiny area of normal brain activity. Otherwise, he's got nothing but a headful of useless sports statistics.'

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'He's okay otherwise, but I get sick and tired of hearing about his lifetime batting average of .325.'

'He's okay otherwise, but I get sick and tired of hearing about his lifetime batting average of .325.' mockup

'He's okay otherwise, but I get sick and tired of hearing about his lifetime batting average of .325.'

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Pitching guidelines

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"Johnson breaks record so obscure even nerds don't care."

"Johnson breaks record so obscure even nerds don't care." mockup

"Johnson breaks record so obscure even nerds don't care."

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Man confusing man using statistics. mockup

Man confusing man using statistics.

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"He's having a terrific year - four dinosaurs, three brontosaurs, and five tyrannosaurs so far."

"He's having a terrific year - four dinosaurs, three brontosaurs, and five tyrannosaurs so far." mockup

"He's having a terrific year - four dinosaurs, three brontosaurs, and five tyrannosaurs so far."

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'Oh, I hate sport too, but I just love reading the statistics...'

'Oh, I hate sport too, but I just love reading the statistics...' mockup

'Oh, I hate sport too, but I just love reading the statistics...'

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"Mr Giles, when I recommended that investment to you, I was reading the wrong chart - a chart concerning home runs in the National League. But it didn't matter - the stock went up anyway."

"Mr Giles, when I recommended that investment to you, I was reading the wrong chart - a chart concerning home runs in the National League. But it didn't matter - the stock went up anyway."

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