Sports Statistics Gifts

"I just don't see how an index fund tied to batting averages in the National League actually works."

'Oh, I hate sport too, but I just love reading the statistics...'

"He left behind a wife, three kids, and the number one rated fantasy football quarterback."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

I like the Jets...I guess

Football Fans

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Fear/Knowledge

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Golfing Boss

Holiday time.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Church for sports worshipers.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Portrait of a Lady"