Sports Stat Buff Gifts

'Oh, I hate sport too, but I just love reading the statistics...'

Golfing Boss

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Will that be coach?'

Graph to find your IQ

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

Arch of Triumph Save

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

"It was one of the things they kept after selling the ski resort."

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

'It's a clear case of shepherding!'

'You're looking at suspension, but on the plus side your baseball card will go sky high.'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

"He left behind a wife, three kids, and the number one rated fantasy football quarterback."

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

'What's he on?'

Influences.

'Yo, Sid! Go get sheared. We're skins.'

"If exercise is so good for you, how come athletes retire at 35?"

'If you look closely at the CAT scan, you can see a tiny area of normal brain activity. Otherwise, he's got nothing but a headful of useless sports statistics.'

End of career sale.

Fishing Tackle