Sports Mythology Buff Pillows

Do you guys understand any of this fantasy league stuff?

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Bowled over again!

Golfing Boss

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

Trojan Hurdler.

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

Standings: Milky Way Conference

'Will that be coach?'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

The princess and the key

Kick! Go for it!

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

Arch of Triumph Save

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Terry, to me! I'm in space!

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

Executive Coach: Specializing in sports metaphores.

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

'But she's too ugly to be my duckling. I want a DNA test!'

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

'It's a clear case of shepherding!'