Sports Metaphor Enthusiast Pillows

Sports metaphors

Executive Coach: Specializing in sports metaphores.

'That was an OK presentation, Parker. But you didn't hit it out of the park.'

Giving the elbow.

"Monica, could you please send in a rebounder?"

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"You're a great team player - so we're trading you."

"Either accept the pay reduction or you get sent down to the minors."

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

'We need more points in the paint.'

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

Loser's Podium.

The Washington Arbitrators

'When pastors take sports analogies too far...'

The Breakfast of Cheaters

Throwing the syringe.

'...You have a morbid fear of the ball.'

"Just remember, if you give a hundred and ten per cent, I get twenty per cent of that."

"I hope you like sports metaphors."

Pirate sitting in boxing ring, trainer talking to boxer: 'Watch out for his right hook.'

'Extinct species' 'England Wimbledon Champ'

'On Tuesdays, I bowl.'

'How did your bowling go?. . . I didn't realize you eyesight was so bad.'

Best guess, nuclear war or the French football camp!

Football League - Concussions R Us.

'Athletic Trainer in the locker room...'

Fat kids in football T-shirts, Rooney and Ronaldo. Man says: 'It's good for kids to have sport role models.'

Love of the Game

"Hemple, you did the play-by-play of our meeting with Amalgamated - is the ball now in their court or in our court?"

"Why are you using your phone during the match?"

"I think the 'curse of the Bambino' has transferred to your Portfolio."

'These DNA results confirm what we suspected. There is only a 1-in-5 billion chance that you did not commit the foul.'

'Eton Football (Special Report by Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'