Sports Mythology Buff Prints

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Golfing Boss

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Trojan Hurdler.

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Vendor selling testosterone.

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

'Will that be coach?'

Standings: Milky Way Conference

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

The princess and the key

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

Arch of Triumph Save

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

Terry, to me! I'm in space!

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

Executive Coach: Specializing in sports metaphores.

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

'But she's too ugly to be my duckling. I want a DNA test!'

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

'It's a clear case of shepherding!'

'What's he on?'