Sports Meetups Gifts

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

"I say let's go with it. We've never tried a groveling approach before."

"Sorry, guys, forgot I was back in the office."

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

"We're hoping you can join us for a little drink at the water hole at dusk."

Fans Desperately Try To Catch A Baseball

"Who's winning the football game?...Sportsmanship or violence?"

"The first rule of musical chairs club is... you have to get out of your chairs!"

'Well, occasionally it is good to see team members outside the office.'

I didn't think I would, but I miss being booed.

'. . . And don't forget, tomorrow is bring-a-friend day.'

Tightly run track meets.

'Let's go before everyone starts telling their stupid owner stories.'

MLB Teams Capatalize on Longer Games Caused by Appeals.

Basketball Nerds.

Webcam Deception.

Shot Putt-Putt.

"Go deep."

'We had no choice, ump. Their pitcher threw a brushback, and so we retaliated with a burshback...'

Grandparents' 3-Legged Race.

"Hi. My name is Chris and I'm a 'rubbing alcoholic.'"

The Pro Bowlers Strike a Pose for their Reunion Photo

We're #1

"Mom and dad, I want you to meet my fiance. Nick."

'...I didn't think you'd get on the bus to tell me.'

'The fans are heading for the exits! Quick, Hughes! Get out there and start a brawl!'

'I hate 'Paintball Night'...'

'You appear to have 'sports bar neck', from watching TV high over the bar...'