Friendly Meetups Gifts

"We're hoping you can join us for a little drink at the water hole at dusk."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up."

Mums coffee morning

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

'For goodness sake, will we ever have a nice picnic without family and friends turning up uninvited?'

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

"There are scones in the oven too, in case you're peckish."

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

"I heard you had a little problem with the law."

'When you come over, bring your computer. We'll sit around and swap data.'

'We've just been invited to a 'bring a bluebottle' party!'

Pizza Party

"For goodness sake, will we ever have a nice picnic without family and friends turning up uninvited?"

'Of course you can't sit there, there's no room, can't you see that... some people!'

"Same time next month?"

'You were here for dinner just two weeks ago. That's what I call a fast recovery!'

'. . . And don't forget, tomorrow is bring-a-friend day.'

"I look forward to coming here for great tasting coffee. Every morning. . . but you are talking so loud I can't even smell it!"

"I really enjoy our quality time to catch up, reset, and get all jittery together."

'I've got to go. 2000 is company. . . 3000 is a crowd.'

'Let's go before everyone starts telling their stupid owner stories.'