Friendly Meetups Prints

"We're hoping you can join us for a little drink at the water hole at dusk."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up."

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

Mums coffee morning

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'For goodness sake, will we ever have a nice picnic without family and friends turning up uninvited?'

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

"There are scones in the oven too, in case you're peckish."

"I heard you had a little problem with the law."

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

'When you come over, bring your computer. We'll sit around and swap data.'

'We've just been invited to a 'bring a bluebottle' party!'

Pizza Party

"For goodness sake, will we ever have a nice picnic without family and friends turning up uninvited?"

'Of course you can't sit there, there's no room, can't you see that... some people!'

"I really enjoy our quality time to catch up, reset, and get all jittery together."

'You were here for dinner just two weeks ago. That's what I call a fast recovery!'

'. . . And don't forget, tomorrow is bring-a-friend day.'

"Same time next month?"

"I look forward to coming here for great tasting coffee. Every morning. . . but you are talking so loud I can't even smell it!"

'I've got to go. 2000 is company. . . 3000 is a crowd.'

'Let's go before everyone starts telling their stupid owner stories.'

'It's getting better. Two more glasses and it'll be a masterpiece.'