Unexpected Meetups Gifts

'...I didn't think you'd get on the bus to tell me.'

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

Mums coffee morning

Australian wedding, sheep gesturing, 'If there's anybody here who knows why these two should not be wed...'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'It was the only way he could fit us in at such short notice.'

"Well, we failed at pushing the envelope. Shall we catch Happy Hour and try filling the wine skin?"

Is this the kickoff meeting?

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

'Sorry I'm late!'

Minimally Invasive Ethics.

'Let's get some lunch in here. I don't trust my gut instincts on an empty stomach.'

"We're hoping you can join us for a little drink at the water hole at dusk."

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

"Alright mate? Fancy popping out later for a couple of units?"

Pizza Party

We can't call it restructuring,we did that in '98 and'97...

Monster in the Alley.

'The golf balls you found by the lake are hatching.'

"This time inflation really mean business."

"Same time next month?"

"I look forward to coming here for great tasting coffee. Every morning. . . but you are talking so loud I can't even smell it!"

'. . . And don't forget, tomorrow is bring-a-friend day.'

Finding common ground.

"Well, I see everyone's coming to this meeting really ready to sit down and talk."

Webcam Deception.

'What do you mean, we should join the men's movement and have a meeting? This is a meeting of the men's movement!'

'Let's go before everyone starts telling their stupid owner stories.'

"I'm sorry gentlemen, we seem to be experiencing some kind of limbo!"