Sports Lovers United Pillows

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

I like the Jets...I guess

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Mixed Doubles.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

The Salmon Run

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

The Other Cooperstown

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Egyptian Football

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

Golf with a difference

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

I love Basketball.