Sports Fans On The Farm Gifts

Football Spots

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Yoyo sheep

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

Cow talking to cat up a tree.

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

Cow yin yang spots.

Caber

'It's the cows. They can't get past a cattle guard.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Farmacy - 'I can't read your doctor's chicken scratch. I'm sure the pharmacist can, though.'

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

So? You snort when you laugh, too.

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

"Maybe we'd kiss better if we had lips."

'To be honest, Bo Peep only lost us for about fifteen minutes, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story...'

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

'How can anyone seriously believe that we sleep standing up and with our eyes open ,,,, Hello'

The pass the ball to Jones for a three=pointer. I wish I got to shoot sometimes. Me too. Public Health Dept. Vaccine Distribution. Distributing the vaccine is just like when we were coaching basketball. We draw up a plan which specifies who gets the shots. And whatever we decide some people will be unhappy.

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.