Sports Fans On The Farm Pillows

Football Spots

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

Yoyo sheep

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

Caber

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

Cow talking to cat up a tree.

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

'To be honest, Bo Peep only lost us for about fifteen minutes, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story...'

'How can anyone seriously believe that we sleep standing up and with our eyes open ,,,, Hello'

'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

"Maybe we'd kiss better if we had lips."

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'