Sports Banter Beast Gifts

"The All-Star Game is just a fun way to decide which league will host the San Francisco Giants' next championship romp.*"

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

The Golfing Accident

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

The Hockey World

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

The Leafs win the Cup!

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

The solitude of bean farming appealed to the ex-ballplayer after his fall from grace.

Racketeer

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

Champions biting their medals

Vikings to the Super bowl.

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'