Sports Analogy Fan Gifts

"You're a great team player - so we're trading you."

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Spring Training

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Alternative fielding positions

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Raheem Sterling

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Trojan Hurdler.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'