Sporting Goods Gatherer Gifts

'Have you been buying useless football memorabilia off the internet again?'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

'My husband wants to know if the sonogram can tell if the baby is a Red Sox or Yankees fan.'

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

Colin believed in being ready for any sporting occasion

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

"My handicap? The water, trees, windows, sand...."

"I'm glas my dad made me mow the lawn. I found 2 phones, 6 phone chargers and a headset in the grass."

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

"It's our new pre-mid season post match after lunch strip."

Although unable to purchase the whole team, Fiona Winklestein puts in a successful bid or Candiens forward Maxim LaPierre on eBay.

"The other team won by 12 lucky goals!"

Grimly Town F.C. - 'Club Scarf Now Slightly Wider!'

"None? Good - what about long-term goals?"

'Time Out...Sorry, kid. Gotta make a change.'

'This is our new camouflage hat.'

'98 points? I've got more than that on my left elbow.'

'You don't like football? What a weirdo!!!'

A moth with a palm pilot.

'The annual premium actually comes to more than your total coverage.'

'Snowboards: one ski for the price of two.'