Sporting Goods Gatherer Pillows

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

Colin believed in being ready for any sporting occasion

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

"I'm glas my dad made me mow the lawn. I found 2 phones, 6 phone chargers and a headset in the grass."

"My handicap? The water, trees, windows, sand...."

"It's our new pre-mid season post match after lunch strip."

"The other team won by 12 lucky goals!"

"None? Good - what about long-term goals?"

'Time Out...Sorry, kid. Gotta make a change.'

Grimly Town F.C. - 'Club Scarf Now Slightly Wider!'

A moth with a palm pilot.

'The annual premium actually comes to more than your total coverage.'

'98 points? I've got more than that on my left elbow.'

'This is our new camouflage hat.'

'You don't like football? What a weirdo!!!'

'Snowboards: one ski for the price of two.'

'I'm better than you and you.'